Honey, are you sure you want me to tell you about it? I don’t want you to feel bad about yourself…. Okay, it’s actually quite beautiful. And, it’s at least twice the size of yours… I’m staring right at it… I’m about to lick it. And it will probably get even bigger… Yes, and in about five minutes I’m going to sit on it. Yes of course. I love you too. I’ve got to go now… You need to get off the phone and let me enjoy this cock, okay?... All right then, I’ll see you in about six hours. Bye!